She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
