She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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