At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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