dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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