Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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