Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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