That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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