Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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