So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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