Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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