Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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