doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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