Duck Duck Cougar?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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