And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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