Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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