TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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