hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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