I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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