let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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