He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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