if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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