just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hippo gnu deer
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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