the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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