Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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