it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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