if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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