Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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