It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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