good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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