Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm bleeding and have questions
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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