Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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