People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
