Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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