His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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