Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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