how can u be prego again
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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