i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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