i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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