try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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