I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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