Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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