Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
there is puke in my bra ... again
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