It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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