Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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