margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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