I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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