what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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