well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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