I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I know her cup size but not her name....
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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