Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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