even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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