Do vagina's smell?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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