508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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