You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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